Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Meet the Future Motorcycle


Oh yes, I have found her - my future bike..........first I thought maybe something with pink skulls...........but this suits me to a tee!!!!!! Sorry the picture sucks, but its out of a magazine and I had to take it with my camera phone at work lol. It has pink rims -- woohooo.
I wanted a Harley, but this will do, heck its my first bike......................the next toy I am getting will be the new BMW 1 series next year.............

Monday, April 28, 2008

California here I come.........well for 34 days to be exact.....

So, I am off to San Francisco in 2 weeks. Apparently, I will spend a majority of my summer between here in DC and there. Should be interesting - I will still be able to blog my friends and although its not my favorite city, its a much needed break from this place.

I lived in San Fran a mere 8 years ago, hated every minute of it - lived there for 5 months. Tnis time, though I plan to enjoy it and get out there and do things I didn't do before because I holed myself up in my apartment when I wasn't working.

So, if you have been there or lived there - what do you recommend I do while I am there - besides wine country and Alcatraz..........

Seriously WTF!

To save you the boredom - there is no more Biker Boy - way too much baggage for this girl to have to deal with!!!!!! Plus I don't like being lied to!

Looks like I am going to San Francisco for 30 days soon for work - not really looking forward to it - because I used to live there and didn't like it when I lived there. I figured if I happen to be there over Memorial Day weekend, I will just rent a car and pop down to LA for that weekend - do something different.

Anyway, I have a busy Monday ahead of me --

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Awesome Post of The Day

A really good friend of mine who is writer - wrote on her new blog about Cyber Bullying, I think everyone should check this out..................The website she speaks of is actually how I met her when I was engaged previously. I have been the victim of this crap too - twice!!! Spinoff wedding websites from that board I won't mention.

Read this blog today: Fictionistas

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I was tagged

I was tagged by the lovely lady Brett

Rules:
1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share seven random and/or weird things about yourself.
3. Tag seven people at the end of your post and include links to their blog.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

So, without further adieu, seven weird/random things about me:

1. Funny, I also like Brett had my hair highlighted blonde like Britney Spears in the Slave for Love Video.

2. I am terrified of clowns, refuse to go to the circus.

3. I have a terrible addiction to all things Coach. I have tons of their purses, 4 pairs of their shoes, perfume (smells so good), makeup (yes they have makeup now), jewerly.

4. I have a bad addiction to lip gloss - I buy a new one all the time. However, I will say Stila "Raspberry" is currently my favorite and is my good luck charm, because I met biker boy on it.

5. Speaking of Britney Spears, I actually really like her. I have all her CD's and I have seen her in concert - you could call it a tiny girl crush I had on her pre-mental health days.

6. I have a Batman Symbol tattoo on my lower back - men love it.

7. I am getting a Harley Sportster by summers end, black with custom pink skulls on it.

Bloggers that are it:
yeah I didn't do 7 sue me lol

An Orange County Girl
Bedrock Girl
Life in Pink
So, What Else

Lots of Ramblings

Funniest thing on the VRE I have ever seen to date: this lady sat across from me yesterday on the way home, in her mid 50's sucking on a tootsie roll pop and man was she going to town on it - seriously it was like a porn movie, she was sucking so loudly on it, I felt embarrassed for her. I couldn't stop laughing or stareing at her. In the course of 20 minutes, she was on tootsie pop number 2 and the sucking sounds got louder. Seriously lady - WTF?

Ok, so I am a moderate Republican (don't shoot me) - anyway I have friends that are far right and as far left as they come. I love them all and tend not to try and debate politics with them. A friend of mine posted the most disturbing myspace blog about her hatred of Republicans and how evil we are. Seriously, it was the most disturbing piece I have ever read. It said we were all bible thumping, NRA membership toting, just plain evil pro-life people. Well for the record I am:

* Pro-Choice
* I do have an NRA membership - because I like their range and I like to shoot.
* Haven't been to church so far this decade.

Not a big fan of ignorance, she obviously didn't keep in mind that maybe her other friends could be Republican - I don't know - but it really weirded me out the amount of hate that was expressed in her blog. Ok off rant about this.............

Next - if you are wearing heels and don't know how to walk in them - please don't wear them.

Situation with Biker Boy - well still complicated and I would love to vent about it, but its kind of personal and its something I can share with my blogger world.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Yes, I have been absent - sorry

Well, things with biker boy and I are good but very complicated - don't want to get into the specifics but its just a very complicated situation. I completely adore him and he is freaking hot. He completely adores me even more, but again there is a pretty bad situation we both have to deal with - which sucks.

Anyway, VRE - man did it piss me off this morning. It was packed and the assmidgets who have to put all their bags in the seat next to them, who get pissy when you ask to sit there - is really getting on my nerves. Seriously, do you really need to lug all that shit with you to work? I have a tote - thats it. I don't need two totes and a purse like one lady had this morning. Then a guy got pissy because I made him move his briefcase so I could sit - what the hell? Seriously DC - are we this rude? Knock off the stupid shit and just move your crap or pay the extra ticket for your crap to sit there. Geeesh.

Sorry off the rant....................

Anyway happy the Caps are going into game 7 -- great game last night!!! I just feel really weird going against my formally favorite team the Flyers. I used to be a huge Flyers fan when Lindros played for them.

Have a great day all!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Update on Biker Boy

I am so smitten its insane. The emails, the text messages, wow just wow.
I have not had a crush like this in like probably 5 years. I keep pinching myself, can a guy this hot really like me? Yeah Yeah - its the self esteem thing.

Wow, I just can't wait to go out with him on like a date - we have yet to set that.
He is actually a little a shy for a bad boy motorcycle riding cop he is.

He sent me the cutest email this morning, saying he dreamed about me last night, yeah I know what your thinking - that's hokey. Seriously, I smiled from ear to ear for the rest of the day!

OK - I will stop with the mushy.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Dork Moment

Guess what is out on DVD today!!!!



OH YES LETS REJOICE

ok throw something at me, I love Melrose.

UPDATE: Random Stuff on a Tuesday

I spotted Hugh Hefner's look a like this morning at the VRE station. Hilarious! I am big fan of the Hef actually. Speaking of if any of you watch Rock of Love - in the back of this months Playboy 3, three of the girls on Season 1 and 2 are in there - in case you want to check it out.

Anyway, haven't heard from biker boy since Saturday - sent him an email yesterday because he had never heard of this band I listen too and he was calling bs on it - so I sent him the Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrJdI5cfUk
In the event you are curious to which band I am talking about :-)
Got an email from him just a little bit ago, my email is acting up -- it was such a cute email.


My office is really annoying me today - people talking on speaker phone, people talking loud in general. I write a lot of reports throughout the day and I need complete silence to get this done. I may bring in my sound machine from home. I hate distractions. So, I have on my headphones.

Still not sure what I am going to do about the "friend" below. Argh.......

Monday, April 14, 2008

As I almost spit my latte out on this morning's train ride in..........

I was reading my US Magazine on the way into work today and read I think the funniest quote in a long time.......... last week in US Heidi Montag of The Hills mentioned she is supporting John McCain........McCain's response:

"I'm honored to have Heidi's support, and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills." - Senator John McCain

I am still going to vote for him, but I think thats funny, because I bet he is secretly Team Lauren!

US Magazine also had a quiz of which Hill's star are you most like: Audrina, Lauren, Whitney or Heidi. Thankfully, I am most like Whitney. I would have fainted if it was Heidi.

Have a Great Monday!!!!!

I am Smitten!!

Went to a law enforcement function Friday night off Conn Ave NW and met the coolest guy............he is in law enforcement as well, has a motorcycle, is extremely freaking hot, talked to me like for 4 hours, he is 44 yrs old, 10 years older than me, but who cares --- I loved his sense humor - we cracked up laughing the entire night. His friends were very cool, invited us out to another bar down the road.....it started pouring rain, so my friend and I had to cab it. He paid for our cab ride, because all we had on us were smartcards. Saturday around 1230p we text messaged for a few hours back and forth - we will be seeing each other in the new future - the texts got pretty interesting. It was just a nice pleasant change to have really good conversation with a guy and there was lots of laughter. I have a crush :-) We will see what happens, my guard is up as usual. But I took my bloggers advice (thank you) and my friends advice and basically smiled a lot and was very friendly Friday night, and yep, it does draw in people. We will refer to him as biker boy from hear on out though........

So after drinking so much on Friday - riding the metro back to Pentagon City was amusing.......I got all excited about the new red lights on the platform at Metro Center, I busted out in song "Roxanne, you don't have to turn off the red light" by the Police - and I commented on how eye pleasing they were. However, I realized what an old fart I had become too, lots of college kids on the train at midnight -- geesh and they were goofy. Friend and I looked at each other and was like "Did we act like this?" Just kind of funny and I feel really old lol........

Hope everyone had a great weekend -- I ended up pissing off another female friend because I didn't invite her out Friday night - honestly - whatever! I hate drama.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Serious Post, have a seat and grab a latte

Today's topic - Self Esteem!!

Most of my problem is lack of self esteem. I have wonderful Self Confidence, I know I do my job well and I know I am pretty damn smart. It shocks a lot of people to find out that I don't think highly of myself on the outside. I often think if I look like Britney Spears (pre looney toons) or Heidi Klum, life will be good. Its funny, I was reading Glamour last night and it had a whole article on self esteem and it said basically to fake it and eventually you will believe it. I seem to think men want the skinny supermodel.

My friends give me compliments all the time and when I get a date with a guy who I consider out of my league, I take a step back and over analyze "how the hell did I get this one?"

I am now working on this and hope I can start to love myself. I know I have great hair and teeth. Its just a work in progress.

So my question to you my blog readers - ever battled with your self esteem?
To the male readers: do we all have to be beautiful supermodels to get your attention?

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Too Freaking Funny - Enjoy

funy dog pictures
see more loldogs ask - i can has hotdog?

I quote Dr. Evil "Throw Me a Freaking Bone"


Short post today

Dear Men in the DC Metro Area,

You frustrate the hell out of me! Seriously - I just give up. I am hanging up my hat. I will be testing the theory of when you are not looking it will happen.

Sincerely,

Sexually Frustrated Capitol Hill 20210..............

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I am watching way too much Sex and the City....

Because I am anti-Comcast - I cancelled my cable and have been catching up on my favorite shows on the internet -- ha comcast!!! Internet is via Verizon........anyway I like to watch tv before I go to sleep and I have been watching my Sex and the City DVD's - I am currently up to Season 4 where Samantha is hooking with Richard (man he's hot). Anyway, girls do you ever wonder which character you are most like? Honestly, I wish I had a group of friends like that, where we would meet on the weekend at a diner and have breakfast and dish about men and other things. I think I am mix of Carrie and Samantha these days........ I am a total shoe queen like Carrie with the mind of Samantha.

So, during lunch today, I googled the quiz's to see which character you are most like.......here are my results:

iVillage has an interesting one:
Sex and the City: The Four Women, the Four Elements
Your results are based on the four Elements of Astrology: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. Each Element has its own set of characteristics, and each of us displays some combination thereof, usually with a focus on one or two. Samantha, Miranda, Carrie and Charlotte each personify one of the Elements and its basic traits. Which Elements most strongly influence you?

Note: Scores are rounded to one decimal place and therefore may not total 100%
You scored 30% Carrie
Your answers peg you as a Carrie-type, much influenced by the Air Sign qualities associated with Gemini, Libra and Aquarius. Like confident Carrie, a sex columnist, you're curious and perceptive, always seeking answers and never satisfied with the superficial. An Air Sign influence can lead to indecision and an avoidance of tough issues, like with Carrie and her on-again, off-again attachment to Mr. Big. Forward-thinking, incredibly intelligent and witty, you just exude quirky charm. You'd be utterly bored by someone who's just a pretty face or hot body -- though you don't mind looking and flirting! You're more turned on by an equally smart and funny mate, someone who challenges your mind and makes you laugh. You love to talk, so you need a good listener who's open to playful and eccentric ideas about love and lovemaking.


You scored 30% Charlotte
A romantic at heart, you chose the answers that demure Charlotte may have chosen. Strongly influenced by the intuitive, profound and sometimes naïve Water Signs -- Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces -- you're like a mother, a mystery and a poet all in one. Though on the surface you may seem innocent and all about seeking the good in people, beneath the surface, you hide secret yearnings for intimacy, for attachment and ideal love. You're seeking a knight in shining armor, a soul mate, someone who will complete you and tether you to the earth when you get carried away with your fantasies. You're super-sensitive, soaking up the moods of others; you emote freely, crying at commercials and sappy movies. You also provide a shoulder to cry on and open arms for hugs. Be careful that you're not so wide-eyed and trusting that you get taken in by some cunning wolf in sheep's clothing.


You scored 20% Miranda
You chose many of the same answers that Earth Sign-like Miranda, the cynical but pragmatic lawyer, might have chosen. Just like Miranda's had a tough time deciding whether to give in to the affections of Steve the Bartender, you don't give your heart up to just anyone. Miranda shies away from a relationship with Steve because he's 'just' a bartender, not something more conventionally ambitious or stable. Those with powerful Earth Sign qualities -- characteristics associated with Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn -- are cautious in love and seek stability and status over nearly anything else. Earth Signs provide a steady, realistic attitude and they can bring order out of chaos. A little-known Earth Sign fact: Incredibly sensual, you seethe beneath that smart, expensive business suit of yours, yearning for intimacy but hesitant to give up your material needs, your career ambitions or your responsibilities for a passionate moment that might not turn out the way you'd hope.


You scored 20% Samantha
You identify with Samantha's bold and liberated Fire Sign qualities, characteristics associated with the Signs of Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. You're strong, audacious and larger than life -- and you take what you want! Sometimes you can even be thoughtless and selfish, as you get so caught up in craving immediate gratification and excitement that you overlook someone's feelings. Your personal style likely reflects your desires: sleek, low-cut, revealing just a bit more than might be considered acceptable. Watch that you're not coming on too strong, though. You could scare potential suitors off with all your drama. If you seek so much attention, the more basic qualities of the Fire Signs could be burned right out of the picture. Show less skin or cleavage and more of your creativity, your vibrant leadership skills and courageous generosity!

Next is TBS:
Sex

and lastly:



You Are Most Like Carrie!



You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.

But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?

It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.

Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a

great closet of clothes, no matter what!





Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...



Totally different from any guy you've dated.



So I am most like Carrie - interesting -- so which one are you more like and to the guys - which guy are you most like? Big, Aidan, Steve or Richard?


Bed - Where I should be right now

Greetings from the shadows - it is 0049 hours and I should be asleep. I get up at 0530 ------ yeah I see lots of lattes in my future later today........
Have I told you about bitch neighbor downstairs? She likes to play her freaking gangsta rap at ungodly hours. Just had the wonderful Prince William County Men in Blue come out - man the officer who came to my door was hot and I looked like hell because I was half tired.

Next I want to touch on the subject of Hormones -- I never talk about my sex life on a blog mind you - but let me just say I feel like I'm 34 years old going on 16 --- I am freaking boy crazy - what the hell is wrong with me? Stupid me had opportunity this weekend, he was laying in my bed watching Miami Vice Season 2 with me, but I was too chicken shit to make the first move - again I feel like I am in high school......what's a girl to do? yeah don't answer that question...........

off to try and sleep.........

Monday, April 7, 2008

How I am feeling about men these days......no offense to my male readers!

Loading up on Zinc

Another co-worker has strep throat and is here. WTF - stay the hell home!!! Don't come over to my office and talk to me, geesh. I can't get sick. I am trying to build my leave back up.

Weekend was fun, however don't waste your money on the Superhero movie. It was really bad!! I wanted to see Stop-Loss, but my friend didn't so we compromised.

Friday, April 4, 2008

I almost forgot - Hello I will have one Hot Russian Man to go please!

I used to be a huge hockey fan, with my favorite team being the Philadelphia Flyers and I had a huge thing for Eric Lindros:



Now I am back into it again and last night there on the huge jumbotron was the hottest thing since Eric Lindros ---- Viktor Kozlov...........sigh



It's official I am 34 years old going 16 - with all these goofy crushes...............

I am so jealous of this.......



One of my best friends texts me last night while I was at the Caps game and states that she is at Miami Ink and some hispanic guy with a goatee is going to do her tattoo. I screamed with excitement, called her and said "OMG, Chris Nunez, is doing your tattoo!!!!" I also told her to give him a marriage proposal for me lol - yeah how 7th grade of me. Chris Nunez is so freaking hot and I am so jealous he touched her. Mind you, the tat was going to cost $450.00............

I only have one tat currently on my lower back commonly known as the tramp stamp lol.
I plan on getting two more and saving the one I am dedicating to my dad to be done either by Nunez or Ami James.

Anyway - have a great weekend all.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Oh hell yes I am going to this



oh yes - I will be going as a heavy metal prom chick

Concert Season is Here and it excites me!!!



I got an email from ticketmaster that POISON - thats right folks, POISON is coming to Nissan Pavillion July 31st yep I'm buying tickets. Buying them tommorow when they go on sale...................ROCK ON!!!!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Ever peel the stickers off your Rubiks Cube?

This cracks me up - because I used to peel the stickers off my Rubiks Cube too!


see more crazy cat pics

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Happy April Fools Day!!

I am having a blast today - I am doing the phone message thing in a different voice.
Telling people to call Mr. Behr (Bear) or Mr. Lyon and giving them zoo's number. Some I did Officer Behr or Agent Behr pending on who I was dealing with - but it was some good fun. One person wouldn't fall for it - she kept questioning me, I gave up lol.

April Fool's Day holds a special place in my heart - I lost my virginity on this day many moons ago. Kind of funny actually. I shared one tidbit with ya that's all you get!

Have a fun day playing pranks.......I have more pranks to go.............

A few things - VRE, Statcounter, the Express....

The Express blog log I think they put someones wrong blog down for a quote, because I went to this blog and the post is nowhere to be found:
It was this one:
"Was there a full moon this weekl? It's the only thing I can think of to explain the disaster that is the male species." They sited spidel.net

I nearly spit my coffee out from laughing so hard this morning on the train from reading that.........would love to know the original blog.

Statcounter: I love this thing, its nice to know where is everyone is from and I recognize some people I know in real life that I didn't know that were reading it. Its also funny to see the google searches people that end up landing people on my blog lol.

VRE - Bruce Willis look a like on the train.............sigh