The Post In Where I am 36 going on 85 years old

I have suffered from lower back pain since 2004 - old job injury.  In the past few months it has gotten worse and I started seeing a fabulous chiropractor who sent me for xrays and an MRI -- basically my L4 and L5 of my lumbar spine - the disks are compressing the nerves which means - freaking pain from hell.

Next week I meet with a neurosurgeon to see my possibilities with her -- there are surgical options, there is the epidural option - etc.

My chiro has recommended water aerobics - so I plan on starting that immediately.  I feel like I am 85 years old rather then 36.  I walk slow, look like I am about to fall over and I am constantly popping vicodin and ibuprofen.

I am soon going to be like that old lady in the commercials in the 80's "I have fallen and I can't get up"

Michael Vick is Still a Giant DOUCHE

He said in an interview this week he would still be engaged in dog fighting had he not been caught.  NICE -- 18 months of a sentence was not enough for this piece of trash.

Loser Vick's Article

Adding BET to my long list of things I am banning that support Vick -- if anyone watches his reality show they need help.  Added to the ban list was 93.9 as well -- they did an interview with him on the radio last week -- yeah - no thanks!

Magazines, I think I am too old for some now - Yikes

Other than the fact I am getting spam email from AARP - um just because I am rounding the corner to 37 does not mean I qualify yet, I think I am too old to read some magazines I have been reading since I was 18.

Cosmopolitan would be one of them - everytime I read it lately, I feel like I have it already in the past - its like they publish the same shit over and over.  Glamour is still pretty cool and doesn't make me feel old.  But Cosmo - I think we are done - sigh.   I was reading Nylon and again, that's geared towards the twenty somethings.  Am I headed towards Redbook and Good Housekeeping - YIKES?

Any suggestions for magazines out there? Gah getting old sucks! I read a lot of the Twenty something bloggers and miss those times - if any of you twenty something kids read this old ladies blog - enjoy it while it last.  Before long you will gripe of aches and pains and bitch at your neighbors for blasting their radio.

Reviewing the Burrito - Chipotle is Number One

Lately I have been addicted to Chipotle - its almost insane and there should be a 12 step program for me.  However I consider myself now an expert on the fast food Burrito.  A review:

Chipotle -- Hands down - NUMBER ONE!  I get the steak burrito mostly and the beef is always tasty and no fat what so ever.  The fillings - i.e. cheese, sour cream are yummy and the salsa choices are yummy as well.  I love their hot salsa. Their rice is the best as well. The location I go to in Woodbridge has really great customer service and the staff is getting to know me ha!

California Tortilla - This is my Number 2 choice, I used to work by the location in Chinatown and would eat there frequently -- there chicken and steak are both delicious. -- Only complaint, a salsa bar would be great.

Baja Fresh - Really good also and I give them the Number 3 spot - I like the salsa bar.

Moe's - Gross - flavorless - I liked the chip and queso, but everything else has no flavor.

That's my review - Happy Friday and Have some Chipotle!

Reply All FAIL

You know those emails your receive from IT they inform you if they will be working on a system or program and it will be unavailiable.  We get a lot of those at my job and well some morons decided to do the ole REPLY ALL and say "Remove me from this list" - ha!

Well that whole day over 100 people did the same thing and it caused major email lock up.

Today - another important email went out - and the moron circus went full effect!

Before you hit Reply all - know what you are doing

A Text Message You Just Have Post

Received this text message from an individual I am currently having a spat with and found it ohhhhh so amusing:

"When you are in hell, I hope to be right there with you"

WTF

Drop It Like It's Hot

For some reason when I am talking to people about my masters thesis I wrote a few years ago - they find it amusing that I disected rap lyrics in 25 percent of the paper.  I wrote about Law Enforcement and Rap Music basically.

I think its a pretty cool damn paper - because I have always listened to rap as well as my devil music ha! - I like Snoop Dogg, NWA, all that old school stuff.   I know your scratching your head and wondering, "umm zip? you work in law enforcement, most rappers hate the police"  - while this may be true and ICE-T I still say your a sell out!  How can you write Cop Killa and then play a Detective on TV? Douche!

I discussed drugs, organized crime elements, cop hating - you name it.  It's a good read, but today someone didn't understand Drop It Like It's Hot By Snoop Doggy Dogg -- that lyrical piece I dissected in my thesis. When I explained to them what it meant, they asked how I knew - then told them.  They were like - you wrote a paper on that?   Damn Straight and the Professor said it was a creative masterpiece fa shizzle!